Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down
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Stop laughing and reload.
A laughing stock.
I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either
Because they're hill-areas!
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Hue hue hue
I bet he has to leave the room.
Because they crack themselves up!
When somebody asks for a raise
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Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.
Ten tickles
Because it had ten tickles
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.
DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)
He cracks up
Because the testicles
Because jokes aren't apparent.
Laughing stock.
Because it cracked itself up.
I can get through one of his skits without laughing
Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*
The XD card.
I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.
They crack up
Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
ten-tickcles.
A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)
I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
Aqueous humour.
Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
You stop laughing and shoot him again.
I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"
Stop laughing and reload
Because it was crumby.
I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work
Cos I'm quitting today."
raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..
Laughing gas.
Because he didn't see the funny side to it.
Nignog. Eh I laughed.
A Yamahahahaha.
Do you get a laughing stock?
More guns.
The former has a cunning array of stunts
LMao Zedong
Lmao Zedong
About four.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
Moooo!
If most people leave before shooting starts.
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
Sudden Lee
Your Ti"ming"!
Cause one had a dream, and he died.
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!
