A Burrithoe
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
Eggnog-stic.
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit
Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin
With love and hisses.
The fact you love it.
I love you a ton!"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Better like this ... or better like this
A: They got married in the spring.
Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
His ghoul friend.
a polynomeal
I'm sorry but I love another Juan.
Because to them love means nothing.
You Mariott
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
Wai fu.
Let me count the ways... Five.
He loves a good happy ending
I love the pokey, mon.
A stupid Cupid!
Ronald MacAardvark!
You're dead to me"
It's the only way they can get love.
Michael Jackson
He loves his pot.
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
It blew up
Bronte of the blow !
A: I get a kick out of you.
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Because their sheep can hear zippers.
Ask Ronda Rousey!
Don't asp me !
Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."
sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
He couldn't swallow his pride.
She swallowed the yellow prick's load.
Because they're pirots!
He votes!
