He knew better than to drink and derive.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
TAKBEER!
M: Linda.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
A Mars Bar
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
He died in his teepee
Because it's too salty.
The Allahu Ak Bar
Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because they are lack toes intolorent.
Because proper tea is theft.
White Infidel.
A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.
Because she was drinking on the job.
Me: You really aren't my kid are you
Drink, Pray, Truck
Hey, where'd my Glascow "
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!
A double Gin
GEORGE GRASHINGTON!
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
A tea-shirt.
You've had whey too much!
Because they hate French press!
Fantastic
A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
He needed the cowlcium.
He liked Ice Cream before it was cool
Lucas refrigerators.
Formula bar
Can I please get a drink "
An ape-ricot sour!
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
Bring two Mormons.
A Stick.
because he only came once a year
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
Watered Down
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
To get to the other side.
He tried to blow up a police car.
A cow with no lips.
When it has metaphor.
Because they grew a part.
Because they wore them before it was cool.
Everything is cool there already.
For drinking and deriving.
