Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Bring two Mormons.
A Rastapartying
Hot croako !
Tekira!
No one ever told me to drink Naruto
Just ice
Bottled Waddle.
I aint no Valhalla back girl."
Shotgun method
The Space Bar
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
They are getting ready for the Bar exam.
a handshake!
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
A: It was all-oink-lusive.
6
It gets buzzed!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.
Because they hate the french press...
Aida more than I drink !
The bartender replies, "For you No charge."
The nearest ISOBAR!!
Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
Bar tender
A "casual tea"
BOOOOZE!
Because it's Nicaragua
At a mars bar !
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
An aquaholic...
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
Their Quadratic Formula!
He had a *lovely finish*.
JUST-ICE
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '
Copholders
You would too if you were a ginger
Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
A bargain
Nignog
Dilemmanade
Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.
He can't stand the 1%
No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)
Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do
WITH JUST ICE!
Penaltea!
Camel can go days without drinking!
because Happy Hour ended.
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"
The punch line...
She puts her top back on and leaves.
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
You invite two of them.
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
To get to the other side.
OC Muggs!
The Allahu Ak-Bar.
Mali-BOO
There's no punch line.
An hour later you're hungry for power.
Because only the Sith deal in absolut
Four drinks.
Maulbec
It tastes fowl.
Because they only drink Ginger Ale.
Drinking
Buckle get you a drink but not much else !
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
Anything to ease the pain.
Tequila Mockingbird
Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.
He was always drinking on the job
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
They want to have it before it's cool.
Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much
Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.
Chardon-neigh
Barq's Root Beer.
Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d
Straight, No Chaser.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Coala
The milky way!
1%
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
A cup of Joe.
Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.
L'oueftwaffe.
Shartonnay
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
A stutterer.
You can't. That's what makes it so funny.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
2 squared!
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
Batman
There's a clock on the stove.
An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.
The people of Ferguson.
