Parkinson's
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Because they like raising a stink !
Claude!
Star wars.
They aren't fighting to stay awake!
It gets jalapeno face.
They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
It's stalemate
Couple's Daily Question Mug
An ex-boxer.
The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
so I punched him in the head.
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
A well 'aardvark!
The loser was 'thore'"
They both fight against Tartars.
Deadskins.
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.
A grafight.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
Firefighter.
Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting
B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF
A vark!
A: Their match wouldn't light.
Microphones!
They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
Because it's Boxing Day!
one actually fights for change
When they had lots of sleepless knights !
You wanna pizza me !
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
You don't talk about fight club.
Seizure Salad
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
He tried fighting fire with fire.
There are two black people fighting.
Charlie Sheen's winning.
Recalculating route.
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
Because it was well armed.
They log on.
Reddish.
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
Having legs.....
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
They won't ever hit anything.
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.
The PGA tour.
It defies logic
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
Short tempers.
The steaks are just too high.
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
