Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
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To stop getting wet !
He didn't jump high enough.
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
All of them a crossbar can't jump!
Me: Because I'm a plumber
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
The Czech bounced.
An udder disaster
I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
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Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
supplies!!!!!!!!!!
I'M BREADY TO DIE"
A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.
They all can! Houses can't jump!
Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
A nice hare cut
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
They both jump to concussion
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
He was suicidal.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Because a house can't jump.
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
Supplies!"
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."
A:('A jump rope')"
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
It was udder destruction.
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."
A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.
He needed the cowlcium.
They have a lot of moo/neigh.
Because his arms were blown off.
Lean Beef.
it was repossessed!
JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!
A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit
I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
Crashing boars.
Put a redneck behind it.
He wanted to test out his new air brakes.
