Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard
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Because he wanted to look mptnt
Believe in reincarnation.
She was looking in Alderaan places.
Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."
Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country
Look ma, no hands!"
They went looking for love in Alderaan places.
Because they both looked sharp!
A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
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Look for the comments that just say "huh "
cause nobody would be looking for them.
A straight line.
By looking out the kitchen window.
Because nobody is looking for them.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!
Me: He looks like a miniature cat
He looks for the punchline
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.
The Moona Lisa!
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Didn't you know you were taking the picture
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.
Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week
I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.
A: Under "Home Improvements."
He has a flashing light.
me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)
He was looking for Robin's nest.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god
Frodo-genic
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
No honey, it s not what it looks like."
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
AgF
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.
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Look a squirrel!
None if nobody's looking.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
You'll strain your eyes.
Look for fresh prints.
Look, no hands!
Don't look at me I'm changing!
A JOKE MACHINE!?
No body nose man. Hue hue hue.
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
A full set of teeth.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.
I don't know. It was an inside joke.
His nose is wet.
Lobster "
A weapons designer for the First Order.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
He was looking for Pooh.
That's no gouda
A: Rep-tiles.
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!
