A oneba.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
My erection.
Because the little boys pants were half off.
A mounted police officer
O'Pressive.
By folding it in half.
Half to none of the time.
Because they only use half pipes.
They both have little boys' jeans half off.
half a sack
She was getting a little heavy.."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It can look round.
Gifted!
They are hiring.
Six and a half books.
A poodle split in half.
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
Metis
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
Half a cat
He was forced to resort to excessive violins.
Cut it in half.
He always gets stuck on across.
Fold it in half !
Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
They take the senor discount.
A: Half a measure.
Stop laughing and reload
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
Half a puppy... I'm sorry
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)
They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol
A denom-nom-nominator!
Because he couldn't see that well!
Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue
Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.
I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."
I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.
For the halibut.
Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.
Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
He got a hole in one
Dump-ring.
Ka-ta-na-na!
They are all INSECURE.
A dirty kid !
He wanted to find Pluto !
A dead one...
