A oneba.
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Coffee Mug
My erection.
Because the little boys pants were half off.
A mounted police officer
O'Pressive.
By folding it in half.
Half to none of the time.
Because they only use half pipes.
They both have little boys' jeans half off.
half a sack
She was getting a little heavy.."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It can look round.
Gifted!
They are hiring.
Six and a half books.
A poodle split in half.
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
Metis
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
Half a cat
He was forced to resort to excessive violins.
Cut it in half.
He always gets stuck on across.
Fold it in half !
Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
They take the senor discount.
A: Half a measure.
Stop laughing and reload
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
Half a puppy... I'm sorry
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)
They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol
A denom-nom-nominator!
Because he couldn't see that well!
They'd form pigget lines.
Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.
They're both useless in Canada.
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
Because the cow has the utter.
Because they have a lot of ese's
Juan on Juan
Because he has a high opinion of himself
Look at it in a mirror.
Dr. Dre
His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.
I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.
Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.
