They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A tard time
None. Light bulbs don't change anything.
An idle worshiper.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans
Nothing, because cats don't speak.
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.
A laplander !
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Just say "shoe".
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A slippery slope.
Darth Vader.
A tooter
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Firefighter.
Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"
A Chipmonk.
A Pastatute
Nobody knows
A nomad.
Damn it!
A no-brainer
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
Because they can't hold it for the next person.
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
They're both only three fifths of a person
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
Because it needs bailing out.
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Tour-ettes :)
A college student.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
Student: A teacher!
RIP my E-brake
A Doctor.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
A Redditor.
Morgue Attendant
And what is the person inside to say "who is it "
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
because they're still alive.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
A) NapKin
Hi dad!
Coach
Because cher-nob'll fall out
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
A dislocated hipster.
An Or-phone.
Bella
Nothing -- apples don't talk!
Disney spells.
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
They don't deliver on Sunday
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.
The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.
