Because they'd Russia lot
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She has it bronzed.
Because he was always out standing in his field.
so I punched him in the head.
Society.
A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
4-year-old: I won.
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
Turn off the lights.
A well 'aardvark!
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
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Whoever wins...we lose.
General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
She soldered on.
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
It was won by a hare!
Everything gets recycled.
Their odds of winning are the same
He has so many Bishops!
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
He turns off the PlayStation.
Because he always came in a little behind.
Because he expecto'd Petronas.
A crocodile. -You won !"
Good jab.
The champire!
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
I met a knight
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...
because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!
Because Africa isn't a country.
Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.
Buys an intersection for a private business work.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
The guy with the bulge in his sock ...
Red, because it runs the most.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
So they could win one.
A: Having legs!
I've banana roll lately.
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
He took a short cut.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
It ran out of juice.
Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
Find out next time on Dragonball Z!
I need to goku the toilet
They're not infallible
She should play the lottery too !
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Pho queue
It's a Nguyen-win situation.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Hillary got off Scott-free.
