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They turn off their Xbox.
She goes to the bathroom.
Because 0 1 2
Because he will always fold.
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
Because they recognise Ty won
He took stEHreroids
By spending a large fortune.
Gives the X Box back to grandkids
uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!
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The constellation prize.
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/
A peng-lose!
because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!
He turns off his Xbox.
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.
From the looks of it, your dad won
You turn off your playstation.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Turn off the Playstation.
It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
America.
Using saxitoxin.
The 7th Panzer division
He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
2016
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...
The sweepstakes.
She was the beast of the show!
Game, *Set,* and match.
6-year-old: Because I always win.
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
No pun in ten did!
The Game
92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"
A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.
What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)
He turns off his xbox.
They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark
The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Society.
To win dough.
I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Giant Fish Tanks.
A Chicago Bear
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
Bonos.
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
The latter represents people that win.
Because they're missing two towers
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
Having two legs
Atrophy!
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
An attornity.
I replied.
Because the fine bros would sue.
Walking
They will never win
Double check, mate
You turn off the lights.
It runs against Hillary.
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
He couldn't get a head.
Atrophy
Leonardo Di Cardio
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
Parkinson's
Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.
contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Because the bicycle was two tired.
The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers
Having legs...
They we're tied!
Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.
No one.
OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee
He used the Hookshot!
the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
Not being a cripple.
everyone
A pair of legs.
Shrekmate.
They keep drawing !
Michael Jackson
I need some space.
A very wet sense of humor
Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
I don't know man, I just fly the drones.
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?
Super Science.
Mr. President.
It takes four years to get an election.
Fold it in half !
SFW) Half nuts!
Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision
Hindsight is 2020
He just wasn't really Inuit...
Because he was inuit to win it
