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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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To not leave a snail trail behind them.
Three black guys about to miss the elevator
If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.
A cookie
Names.
A taxi
A: A statue of a dog!
Amputee
A 3 legged cow
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
An abortion with homesickness.
A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!
Nothing they've never met.
A crocodile. -You won !"
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )
Irene
You don't, you pick it up.
Three swallows !
A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........
It thighs.
Half a puppy... I'm sorry
Bob.
His leg was in a cast.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
It didn t have any legs.
No idea.
Follow the slime trail.
Noob.
A chair.
A: Having legs!
Cancer.
Russel
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD
He punches the bucket
2nd base.
Ground beef!
A cloud.
A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.
Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
A raisin
Spiders !
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !
Pack your trunk and clear out !"
Fred and George Weasley.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
His reflection.
1) When I was your age...
The Weasley twins