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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
To not leave a snail trail behind them.
Three black guys about to miss the elevator
If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.
A cookie
Names.
A taxi
A: A statue of a dog!
Amputee
A 3 legged cow
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
An abortion with homesickness.
A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!
Nothing they've never met.
A crocodile. -You won !"
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )
Irene
You don't, you pick it up.
Three swallows !
A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........
It thighs.
Half a puppy... I'm sorry
Bob.
His leg was in a cast.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
It didn t have any legs.
No idea.
Follow the slime trail.
Noob.
A chair.
A: Having legs!
Cancer.
Russel
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD
He punches the bucket
2nd base.
Ground beef!
A cloud.
Half a dog.
Half of a cat.
Watch elevision !
A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees
Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"
I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....
Why don't you google it?
Lean Beef.
Lean beef.
Weasley twins are 50% off
The Weasley twins
He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.
In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.