Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.
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When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked
When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
Because pulling out is work!!!
My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
She's never finished screwing people.
Because they feared a premature ejectulation
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
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It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."
It's just so hard to pull out.
Quit Russian.
They pull up their pants.
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked.
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
Pull down its genes.
HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES
Bristol Palin.
Free Willy
I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
One. It's a trick question.
He was legendary for pulling out.
If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.
A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.
They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
The couch pulls out...
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
A: It loses its cool.
Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.
If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone
Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.
They pull out on time.
The leash goes slack
You pull down its genes.
She pulled some strings.
Speed is relative, officer."
A 15 yard penalty.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Because the snowblower was coming.
Parents.
It was speeding in a high shear zone
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
The leash goes slack...
I think I could pull it off
a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!
Because they pull out at the last second.
Once in a blue moon.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
A pin.
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
They are both full of crap.
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
They Rocked their doors.
They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
Yesterday
Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.
Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!
What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.
She kept wetting the bed.
Omelette you figure it out
