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Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
Because his name was Marco Pollo..
It wanted to get to the other site !
A: It was closed.
To get the Yolk Rite.
Make a salad and give it to a chicken.
Because his family had stock in the company.
Friday.
Because they were Turkish.
she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..
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To get to the other slide!
Roost beef!
It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."
A pecking order.
A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!
Coo clucks clan
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Republic-hen
Reebok bok bok
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
Because he had to use the bathroom.
RAWWWWWWWW!!!!
Around the cluck !
A: Oh-lay!
Because God is black.
Teaching the chicken to cook
Dead.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
chickens
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
To get to the Other side
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !
Because the chicken was having a day off !
We really do taste like chicken!"
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
To get to the "other side".
A Poultrygeist!
Poul-trees
Nothing.
A personal fowl
Chick to chick !
Because he got hit by a car.
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
Because I ran her over in the street.
ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/
A Coo Clucks Clan
To show the opossum it could be done.
To get away from the Turkey coop.
Because it's a chicken.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
He was chicken !
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
To change sides.
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
He chicken tendered his resignation.
A fowl smell!
The outside.
For fowl play.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
Chicken sees-a salad
A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
They get a hole in one!
Plus sizes!
Twilight Gap
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
A herring aid !
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
They couldn't see eye to eye
Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
So he could watch the football
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."
Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)
