Burnt steak.
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If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.
Look at all that ash...
The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Because he tried to blow up a bus.
She ate her soup before it was cool
Because it was a Patriot Blaze
Burning Sanders!
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down
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We both burn gas.
Burning ham!
Namaste here
What if my house burns down
About a wick !
Damn, I burnt one...
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
The phone rang while she was ironing!
They burn calories.
In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.
Holy smokes.
He was burnt at the steak.
Coles
If you burn it you get stoned
They can both burn C.D's
My ears are burning!"
Because the mail was always above her.
Burns me up !
He tried to blow up a police car.
A. Reading the waffle iron
Because it's a terrible album.
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
You need to cul de sac.
They just wanna watch the world burn
Smells Like Teen Spirits"
The holocaust.
Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.
She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe
Baltiless
WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.
Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Oops I burned one!
Your grandparents.
Ghoul-ash!
Three brunettes trying to burn it down.
They're trying to destroy the evidence.
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....
None of your business!
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
They say the business is toast.
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned
Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
A lesbian with a hard on.
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
He couldn't take any more lip!
So you can read her lips!
Because they can't make a fist.
A !
Mad props...
Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.
