Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.
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More than a Woman by the BeeGees
To feed her nightmare.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Nun.
Because I'm not a sandwich.
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
A Broad Stroke...
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.
They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
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She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
NSFW A still born...
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers
They both jump to concussion
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
An ironing board.
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
When you marry her as a billionaire.
A knife.
Because women are at the wheel.
Folding money.
she hits women
No, wait.
What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses
Nothing, you already told her twice.
A dead baby.
cause nobody would be looking for them.
Irene
Women Say the Darndest Things
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
None, both are collect in a field.
Cafe
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !
Because nobody is looking for them.
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
They do it right first time.
Because she nailed that Solo.
Friends.
He's gladiator.
Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
Pregnant.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
Fear of over dos
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
Aunt.
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.
She was charged with rustling!
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
Married.
Desperate!
This could use some salt."
A: When Hillary leaves town.
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
Because they want to.
A woman who doesn't know her place.
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.
Reply to her message within a minute
Nice tooth.
ilene
FeMail.
You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.
Nothing, she was too disabled to speak
Elephants have good memory
Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.
i let women know that i have a jacuzzi
The back of her head.
Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.
ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Annette!
Wedding rings
The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.
Hit him in the face with an axe
because lions only understand .rars
Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!
They both start with you looking over your shoulder.
Spocrates.
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
Don't glaze me, bro
A cop.
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.
Soul
Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!
Go to England and buy something
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Discreet uniform distribution
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