He's down to Earth.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
because it was being driven by a woman
She complains to a man.
Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
Your ears stay warmer.
A little bizar
Because he cauterize.
Liquor
Drive me to the grocery store.
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.
She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.
It don't need cleaning!
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
There she blows!!!
He invited her over to net fish and krill.
Cause she was a woman
Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
An object oriented programming language.
Amazon.
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!
An actress.
Ciabatta very good!
Go the other guey.
Because she couldn't stand him.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Nothing, you've told her twice already
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Nothing, you already told her 37 times.
After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car
Antibiotics.
Wrong.
Because they were written by women.
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
What Men Know About Women
Because women can't drive.
A woman changes hers more often.
Cause they would whistle on the way down
Because women can't drive
Defeeted
He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.
The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.
Rich... Also an ambulance.
The Battery has a positive side.
A widow.
She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
An ambulance.
A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.
Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.
Pull off the ring and the house is gone.
between 18 and 24 yrs
Shaven, not furred
They know how to work under the hood!
Banner.
They're both irrational.
You skip the flat ones.
They will never listen to Logic or Reason.
Feminem
You put a windshield in front of her.
By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Single.
Nothing, you already told her once.
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
Go to a john mayer concert!
That's not funny.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
A stillborn.
It doesn't need cleaning
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
Because she was his sole mate.
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
Because they don't want the world to know!
Bernadette
A Lickalottapus
In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.
Because she's a woman.
Bernadette.
They have a lot of issues
The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.
You can get close to it, but you can't touch it
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .
One.
You can skip the flat ones.
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
She gives birth to a son.
Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
They're both Marine layers
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
When a woman rejects feminism.
They only have one joystick to worry about.
The large pizza can feed a family of four.
Santa stops after the third Ho
A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.
By looking over your shoulder!
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !
Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish
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Because it wanted autumnomy
The owner calls Triple Eh.
The taste.
One brightly shines...
He cracks up
He gets stumped.
Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.
The girl in church has hope in her soul
