I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
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A horses shadow!
And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!
Because they speak English.
A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.
On the Hayflower!
Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".
With carrots
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
A neighbour!
The horses name was Friday.
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A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
The ground!
Moo Nay !
He wanted a Trigger warning.
Too many horses were drowning.
Ghoulloping.
When she tells you, say no
Start off with a large fortune!
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
It ate some haywire!
He was a rough rider!
In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.
Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
He didn't jump high enough.
Cause horses are rubbish at drawing
Grow old!
Jockey and Jill!
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Because they are neigh-sayers
Matthew McConaug-hay
A neigh-maker
Chardon-neigh
Helephino.
Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew
Nothing, horses can not speak.
To change his jockeys.
Hay Fever!
A: A horse and rider.
A horse.
A horse with his eyes closed!
A globe-trotter!
A: They have two left feet.
Neighpalm
A seahorse !
The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip
A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
An exhorsist!
What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses
Because he was often scratched!
Neighbor
They'd be terrified
A: Bach in the saddle again.
A seehorse.
All the horses drowned
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
How're ye gettin' on
Bonnie and Clydesdale!
Mooooooo
An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave
She had too many maretinis
A zebra!
Fiddler on the hoof!
They taste like chicken.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
He went oui, oui.
To get a filling!
He ate the dentist.
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
You just saw me walk into a closed door.
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
Pygmies are cunning runts.
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
Well, it doesn't really matter...
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !
With a sah, dude
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
