exhausted.
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Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.
He felt pain.
Because people kept toasting him!
David Cop-a-feel
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
So their skin won't feel so abrucive
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A. They were really put out.
Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
Because it has cis-trust issues
April might make you feel better !
Ever since I was a puppy!
A: Depressed.
It fro's up.
Me: With my elbows
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Because he was feeling blue
Melon-collie !
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"
Because they dress in lairs.
Tarrif-ied.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids
It wasn't, it was feeling blue.
A: Down in the mouth!
Because he didn't feel well.
He was feeling a bit bike-curious.
Nothing."
Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
Cured ham.
removed
Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.
OC Dino-sore
Because he feels for everyone.
Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."
Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO
OC I think I'm feeling C6
The bird doesn't feel he's home.
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
He was glad he ate her.
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
She was feeling Sleepy.
D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny
Pane!
Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track
They're Putin up with it.
A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)
He really wasn't feeling up to it.
Indifferential.
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
Xanax since he's a Bartender
They're pretty big fans
It Hertz.
Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons
I'm feeling a bit sorbet.
You feeling salty bro
On the range!
An ape-ricot sour!
He felt his presents.
It was feeling crumby.
There are Dave Matthews fans
He joins AARP
OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
He has to wait for the verb.
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
More time on tests.
No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
They have nerves of steal.
I don't know.. I just don't see it.
So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.
