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He wanted to find Pluto !
You have diafetus
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
A: Ho, ho, ho!
Right where you left him.
A: Teeth in the cavity.
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
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A Labracadabrador
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Very Satisfying.
You reddit.
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
A mental hospital.
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
With a knight light....
She was looking in Alderaan places.
Ecru, Brute "
They do not sew
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.
Download Pokemon GO.
A: Bronco-saurus!
I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.
Look for the comments that just say "huh "
On squid row !
In a cat-alogue!
because they are searching for intelligent life too.
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Me neither. Help.
At the Klondike Bar.
He found time-consuming.
Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny
Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.
With an Al-Gore-rithm
He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."
Winnies' pooh.
He who smelt it, dealt it.
Because they're good at finding common ground.
In his Master P room.
Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
Find out after the break.
A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!
A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"
To help them find missing sea men.
A gyroscope.
Elephantoms !
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
That's just what I kneaded!
Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe
He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.
He always had treble finding his keys!
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.
I can't bereave it!
Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"
Follow the slime trail.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
The mainstream
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
It became a daddy short legs !
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OC Icy dead people!
Grill-ty as charred!
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
Well I'll be damned!
THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"
The Stunning-Cougar Effect.
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
Eski-moos!
You Snoop, Dogg.
Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)
Son: I couldn't find a spider.
a LepreKHAAAAAAN!
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
You will find out when the light comes on.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
Click here to find out!
Look for fresh prints.
They're really good at it.
Try and find the TV island it belongs to.
A tuba toothpaste.
They couldn't find a table.
He heard boys' pants were half off.
Half time, they get to switch sides again
A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
Seizure salad
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.
Because in charge Yoda was.
Three pirates
Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust
The holocaust.
