when it slips out.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Camping. Its in tents.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like
A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.
A buzzillion.
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A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.
but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking
Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.
El Taco Lips.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Both of them.
A hellocopter!
A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)
Lice" Why ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Bridget the end of the world !
World of Wardraft.
An e-lectron.
Stamp
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
Where else would she beheaded
Nothing. She's fine.
It defies logic
You mean across
Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"
In widescreen.
Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!
Two women playing pool.
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
The Igloominati.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Because it's capital is always Dublin.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
Clay Aiken.
The Ethiopian chicken.
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
The human race.
Nobody, he had no one to look up to.
Auschwitz. 1.3 million stars.
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
A. Pennsylvania
Toga-ether we can rule the world !
Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.
A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.
420
Germany.
Nigeria.
Nothing, she's fine
Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.
A clotheshorse !
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
A stamp.
Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Auschwitz, received well over three million starts
Astronaut-----
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
Because he had no one to look up to.
Basic training.
Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
Because his name was Marco Pollo..
Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "
Quark Kent.
Joan Rivers' embalmer.
Stephen Hawking - unplugged
San Diego."
Because they always go up in the world !
I don't know what the worlds coming to
Because the mail was always above her.
The malacheetah.
An elephant !
World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!
The bartender says, "Central Park."
Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
King Pong.
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
A globe-trotter!
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Europe
They just wanna watch the world burn
His wife.
Usain Balti..
Attila the Bun.
because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
A Christmas-Quacker!
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)
Your ex.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
He exploded.
9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds
Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?
Karma?
removed
You don't.
A library, because it has so many stories.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
Farm gold in China.
