This guy.
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Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Parents.
It takes longer to pick up
He's already got a Thor Axe.
Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian
Use your test tickles
on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
Daeshcams
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.
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It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.
Use the forks Luke.
You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
U and I.
wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!
Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame
Because he used a honey comb.
Camembert!
Durashells
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards
Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.
Frodough.
A: Cold cuts.
The Hodor-eliminating kind.
JabbaScript
Their P is silent.
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
A: There is writing on the White-out.
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5
They're both ready for use when a man is limp.
To find its stomate!
Pen and Oink!
A: She turned it over and used the other side.
To keep their hats pointed.
A: Root position cords.
The type of gas used.
Because they only use half pipes.
They use Bootox.
He used the Hookshot!
A: He couldn't part with it.
Iced lolly.
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
Because they never use them
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.
They have to use their Endor voices.
That's grounds for divorce!"
You're-a-peein"
Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.
Because they were for test porpoise only
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off
He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)
by using a bottle opener
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Lil Caesars
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
Electricity.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
These are nacho-nachos.
His brother with the DVR
looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
No phone numbers.
Unix
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
Quack cocaine
A plain one.
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...
The police.
Depends how powerful the blender is
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Helephino.
A hippocratic hypocrite.
