Camembert!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Ubear.
They don't have salons in the jungle !
By Sea-Section.
You don't - they're born that way.
Brothel sprouts...
I bearly touched her.
Hello world!"
Sudden Lee
Bi-polar
Bayer Asprin
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Someone is lying.
winnie the Philosopooh
Mauly.
After you." "No, after you."
They like to express the right to bear arms.
A Chicago Bear
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.
I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"
Gummi bears. )
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
A leotard
The white bear, because it's polar
asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
They both have a little Jesus in 'em...
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !
Hold on, let me get my bear rings."
8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.
A bear-icade
She was a preacher.
The Bear Glare.
He wanted to go bear foot.
Digest Readers.
A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.
Claude
A bear faced lyre !
Be born in China.
Cannibals.
They were all born on holidays."
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Inmates
Maulbec
Diego
He would have made a gas car
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
A bouncing baby boa !
Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
They like to run around in their bear feet.
I'LL BE BACH*
brothel sprouts!
A gristly bear.
The Chosen Juan.
Polaroids.
Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'
B.
They're all born hoofers!
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.
NSFW A still born...
A bearl roll.
Son of a Bith!
A bi-polar bear.
You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D
Doris' day.
In the noobula
Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.
Same middle name!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Baby universe was born.
The bear minimum
A gummy bear!
Fur protection.
He met the grill of his dreams.
Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
Because 7 ate 9.
the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."
Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
By looking over your shoulder!
Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets
I poop with both hands.
He wanted to get a long little doggy
Because the shelter was non prophet.
Please sir, I don't want any treble.
A Mugging.
Cancer.
Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!
