5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
An air mattress.
Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.
Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children
They both swallow seamen.
For throwing out all the w's.
The blonde sure doesn't know.
Her computer had a bug...
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .
Need to know ASAP.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They meet up a work
To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
A wind tunnel.
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
A: A wind tunnel.
They're easier to find in the dark.
You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers
A)..... The Interpreter.
Their balls will show.
It makes them feel popular.
A hundred dollar bill.
Because it's waaay easier to swallow
Nothing... They've never met
Air bubbles.
A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
A: Practice.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
She threw away all of the W's.
A: Frosted Flakes.
A: Because red means stop.
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Knock on the door
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
Toes go in first!
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
A: "Is it mine "
A: Some traffic signs say stop.
Two brunettes and a red-head.
A: They want to measure their intelligence.
A. Artificial intelligence.
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
A: The vegetable garden.
Shine a torch in her ear!
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
A: Because they can spell it.
A: Their cheeks.
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
They're so damned hard to peel.
It takes too long to retrain them.
A: They're too hard to peel.
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
A: Proofreading.
A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good.
Knock on the door.
Men always like intellectual company
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
A. An interpreter.
They can never find the "any" key.
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
A: There aren't any pictures.
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
A: One.
They pull up their pants.
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
A: More head room
She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.
Who cares
To see if blondes have more fun.
A: They don't know the route.
A: They always forget the recipe.
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Unfertilized
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
Tell her she's pregnant.
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
Ask Hugh Hefner.
A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
A: Knock on the door.
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what
TransGinger
A: Far-from-thinkin
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
A: "Have another beer."
Because she was drinking on the job.
To keep their ankles warm.
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
A: Her ankles.
Because they, like, can't even!
Because they can't keep their calves together
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.
A Porky-Pine
An autumn-mobile.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
He fell out of the tree.
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
I answer back... You mean in bed
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
A: It matches their mustaches.
Creamation.
Spot-on.
Nobody knows yet.
It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."
Poul-trees
A bvr
