Suture self!"
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He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
Why don't you try icing it
TB or not TB, that is the question.
And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"
Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**
A Chiroptopracter.
He ran out of patients.
It's terminal.
It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.
He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.
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Doctor.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Because he is the heart of the storm.
The doctor said it was all in her head
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.
Lets get physical!
A doctor you racist
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
Because the Doctor can never see him.
You're trying my patients!
He's a Thyme Lord
I can clearly see you're nuts
Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."
His medical license was doctored.
He was losing his patients
You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/
He was having window pains I'm sorry
Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
The tomato was in a can.
Him: Are you sure you're a doctor Me: Doct... No, I'm from IT.
Spin doctors !
A Ducktor.
she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '
The doctor says "So I can examine you"
DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.
His diet was krill-in him.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
Thank you for your patients.
the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
Because he was coffin...
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
A Hipaacrite
You have tumor months to live.
Now I would date him for the prescriptions.
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
Because she wanted to get it off her chest.
An oncologist
Because he didn't feel well.
The hospital ran all out of patience
Doctor WHo
There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!
He was part of doctors without boarders .
Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."
I'm a little hoarse.
His resurrection lasted more than four hours.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
When you take careful aim.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.
A pervert.
Look ma, no hands!"
Inconceivable!
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
He got a lot of patients
A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.
They have a lot of patients. Sorry.
Please! I in cyst!
It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic
A Doctor.
WD-4D
Urine trouble!
Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
I replied "No, a medical one."
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
He was a little testie! Bump dump pshhh!
When they run out of patients.
It was having window panes.
It hurts when IP.
Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.
Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **
10
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
A pair of nurses
They both tend to shoot up schools.
Nah I'ma stay"
Cats
Because everyone there is ahtistic.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
The living room( haha get it )
A widow
A widow.
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
a new last name
