I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(
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I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
A: She couldn't raise enough dough.
Pennsylvania.
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
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Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY
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Because he had a stinking cold!
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.
the outlet
Cos Chernobyl fall out
Because the steaks are too high.
2 Get Chocolate Milk!!
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.
Now, I tweet them
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
He wanted Mark Antony !
A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!
So he could take it out for a spin !
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
So he could organize his crime
Sears.
Chernobyl fallout
I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!
A. At a secondhand store.
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
When they're going cheap !
They take the long-grain home.
Who is not buying this
Because they're like Iraq.
A good vacuum cleaner !
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
He was going through a midlife ISIS :(
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
17 dirty apes.
Their odds of winning are the same
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !
Penne.
Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer
A stool sample.
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And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
they're investing in wheel estate.
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
The Oli-Mart
I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!
Turban Outfitters
The jury store
Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.
A good in-vest-ment
From the supermeerkat
Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
Kid: At the Joke shop.
A Muslim
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
Washington C.D
He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".
When it's going Cheep.
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
This is non-cents!
They use a Chopin Liszt!
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Buys an intersection for a private business work.
A gras shopper.
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
Chernobyl fall out.
She buys a new car.
Because he is an x-boxer
He prawned everything !
A Dell.
Nestle products
I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.
Because he wanted to get more definition.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
Put it on my bill
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
I got the f out of the way.
Edison.
If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
So he could save his stool.
Terrible at CC
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.
His cousin with the DVD player
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
Cloathed*
Strait out of cotton
Because it's a dear little thing.
Diamond
