she texted both the guys simultaneously.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He thought it was the white thing to do.
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
Pretty good!
It was an emergent sea.
Same guys who did Circuit City
Nobody knows.
HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !
The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"
Throw the guy out of the house.
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The guy would survive the first round.
Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
RAMs a make a dance!"
He was syncing too much time into it.
Jim.
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Names
Guy who collects legs.
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
asked every guy under 30.
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.
Doug
I think they all white.
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
Ewan
Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.
I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"
REPOST!"
A francophony
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There's a vas deferens.
A homeboyeur.
Bob
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
Because he's married.
Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."
Bob.
I'd prefer if you included tigress
Urine over your head!
A: She went looking for the three guys.
It was just a matter of time.
Slow clap
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Depressed
An ex-boxer.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim
then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
So he can find router space.
Four guys watching a baseball game.
Because I threw a microwave at him
Just waiting for Ronaldo"
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
the guy likes his power chords too much.
I don't really carrot all for vegetables."
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.
A dead one.
A man with unfinnished buisness.
flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea
guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls
Family reunions.
He couldn't concentrate
a PDFile
Matt
One with Parkinson's disease!
Because it was dead.
This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!
Mice outfit!
I'll tell you guys later.
A eunucorn.
guy who invented ketchup packets
He was 0K.
You shoot the guy pushing it.
A hamburglar!
Five Guys.
He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....
There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think
A master-baiter
Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.
A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
A private tutor.
A Gladiator
Geek Squad
Just kidding, I ran over it.
A four term US senator.
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!
Peers
One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.
ssh bby is ok
Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
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Incase he gets a hole in one
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
A Booghati
They had no leads.
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
They disguise themselves as uncles!
Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)
