They both went a little batty.
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Coffee Mug
Yule be happy !
10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion
She had a ball
The police made him bring it back again.
The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'
It got stuck in 9/11
It never happens just once.
Ooops... wrong sub.
A: You get a short circut.
None of your business.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
She was ex-spelled.
They had a wedding reception.
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4
You see L.A.
He ate himself.
It gets buzzed!
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)
His mom got soul custody.
It took ears off his life!
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
PrecipiSatan
He had a wail of a time.
You get stoned.
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
A: She was beside herself.
You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
He bowled long hops !
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
He got fired.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
He gets medium.
A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.
Niagara Falls
Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I
She returned home with a red snapper.
A: They stop delivering.
A: Someone stole the book.
DLC.
Udder chaos!
It turned into a field
Hammer Deodorant car?
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
Its axle rose.
A: You get a dino-sore.
Root Beer Floats!
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
They go sharkers !
He gets Toad
They were PRONOUNS dead
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
Someone gets fired.
He was convicted of fragrancy.
She's almost as smart as a man.
He got autobahned
They broke up.
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
They respawn.
It turned into a hexagon.
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
They Neverland.
It gets curvy.
When did what happen
His bark was much worse than it's bite !
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
Player: I finished it in three days !
It wood rock.
He got the cold shoulder.
He gets claustrophobic!
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
He had to get a new goat !
A: Both crews were marooned.
Conception
They break their nose!
Benny thing happening !
There's no punch line.
She laid a sidewalk !
Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!
THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!
You bust a nut
The owner calls Triple Eh.
He rips out his hare!
She moved.
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
He will B flat
It doesn't matter.
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
An Algo-rhythm.
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
She has it bronzed.
They get put in prism!
Ebowla.
It fro's up.
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
They get bee'd up
Mammary loss &nbsp I made this up myself!
A hug and a little quiche.
I wub wub wub you....
One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
It's Gonna be Pee"
He was charged with battery.
He got a battery charge.
Because they crack under pressure.
ATTACH!
Punchlines that got married and settled down.
The punchline is too long.
A. Who cares
It's the one who has knee pads on.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
The 12th floor.
