The buuttt-lerrr!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He de-deuces.
Holy crap.
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
An American full of himself.
The Captains log
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
To find Pooh!
Leave the plunger in the toilet
The captains log.
Because it was a sewer side mission!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I'm having a movement"
Swiping and wiping.
The captains log
Aztec.
Looking for Pooh.
A policeman doing his duty!
Stick a plunger in the toilet
urine
To pot the brown.
They are both full of crap.
Because the P is silent.
Captain's log.
In the toilet.
By leaving a plunger in the toilet
Leave a plunger in the toilet
They left the plunger in the toilet.
Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling
The captain's log.
Because the p is silent.
Because he was looking for Pooh!
Vladimir's Poo Tin
Because the p is silent
I am the extruder...
Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Because it was a Number 2.
He was looking for pooh.
A natural log
He was looking for the Captain's log.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
Because it was his duty.
He was looking for Pooh.
The Captain's Log.
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
Mustuuurd
The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
With a shat nav.
A real mess on your hands.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
Flush the toilet.
His Dookie Houser
Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.
An Ig !
Wait until he's finished.
Urine trouble.
I poop with both hands.
BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"
It was low hanging fruit.
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
She left a plunger in the toilet
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
Toilet paper.
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
Mine is a skittle.
So they have something to do at night.
A biday party!!
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Loo-Loo !
You ctrl p.
Captains Log
Dump-ring.
Natural log
Snoo on the loo
Because the 'p' is silent.
every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet
A log dump!
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
Lou !
By leaving the plunger in the toilet.
Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
Weeeeeeeee!!!
Leave the plunger on the toilet.
They insist that the fit could be better.
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.
WITH JUST ICE!
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
A Reptile Dysfunction.
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
A ball point banana!
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
A baby with its hand in the power socket.
Because he was in de-nile
He was in de-Nile.
He was dethroned.
He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.
A stick. I'll see myself out now.
It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.
