The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!
Decaf coffee.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
A yeaster bunny!
show your work.
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A four chin teller
It doesn't work.
a Guardian of the Galaxy
No studs. All tongue in groove.
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
Show your work.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.
Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.
IBM
Because everyone would get the same Marx.
He wanted to work overtime.
Because you want them to work don't you
Nail: Did you work the shaft
A sic joke
By rabbit transit!
They both work on crowded platforms.
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
They have such a high turnover rate.
Because he got Snowden
He couldn't see himself doing the work
I work on a different plane
It depends on how big his plantation is.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Because they work.
I don't know, it's not my side work.
Guardians of the galaxy
Because it was two tired...
iPatch
Cause it had a hard drive.
a Filipino
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
By icicle.
Around the cluck !
HR Department.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
Bean working very hard today !
Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"
They won't work in the future either.
Me
Ulta Magnus!
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
The hospital ran all out of patience
Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
Why do we have to do all the work
OC Dino-sore
A lawn moo-er.
Because his *degree* didn't work!
Neither one works.
Their work is a reflection of themselves.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
His doughter.
Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.
A: A buzzness suit!
You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium
A Cairopractor!
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...
Because its horn doesn't work.
What if I want something that works violently right now "
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
A: He wanted to work overtime.
Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok
alt right
It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
He was on his coffin break.
They do it right first time.
I'll catch you later!
They both work with crust.
Korea driven.
Someone who works in a mint.
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
Demeter wasn't working.
A joint effort!
An on-call-ogist
I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work
Because they let IT go
Because it had a hard drive.
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Because it's Boxing Day!
Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!
high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go
Check, matey.
It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.
Jack The Kipper.
They all live in Arkansas
Because of hispanic attacks..
For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo
he knew where to put it..
There are poodles everywhere!
The second one !
He's too eeriesponsible!!!!
