The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!
Decaf coffee.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
A yeaster bunny!
show your work.
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A four chin teller
It doesn't work.
a Guardian of the Galaxy
No studs. All tongue in groove.
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
Show your work.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.
Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.
IBM
Because everyone would get the same Marx.
He wanted to work overtime.
Because you want them to work don't you
Nail: Did you work the shaft
A sic joke
By rabbit transit!
They both work on crowded platforms.
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
They have such a high turnover rate.
Because he got Snowden
He couldn't see himself doing the work
I work on a different plane
It depends on how big his plantation is.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Because they work.
I don't know, it's not my side work.
Guardians of the galaxy
Because it was two tired...
iPatch
Cause it had a hard drive.
a Filipino
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
By icicle.
Around the cluck !
HR Department.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
Bean working very hard today !
Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"
They won't work in the future either.
Me
Ulta Magnus!
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
The hospital ran all out of patience
Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
Why do we have to do all the work
OC Dino-sore
A lawn moo-er.
Because his *degree* didn't work!
Neither one works.
Their work is a reflection of themselves.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
His doughter.
Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.
A: A buzzness suit!
You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium
A Cairopractor!
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...
Because its horn doesn't work.
What if I want something that works violently right now "
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
A: He wanted to work overtime.
Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok
alt right
It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
He was on his coffin break.
They do it right first time.
I'll catch you later!
They both work with crust.
Korea driven.
Someone who works in a mint.
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
Demeter wasn't working.
A joint effort!
An on-call-ogist
I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work
Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.
Your mother never ran away to join the circus.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
You meet new people every day.
I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"
Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.
Hit him with a fly swatter.
Falafel Raptors. (sorry)
Underlay! Underlay!
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
Because some relationships don't work out.
Straight answers about relationships.
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
High wasted shorts!
