Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
Shedding season
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
Tell Jamal to drop it
You have to drop the bomb twice.
A flat minor
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
A flat miner
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are
It got hit by a truck
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Drop him a line.
You can drop her off anywhere.
You get a cobbler!
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
An oopsy daisy.
Weight on it.
Everywhere.
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Littering.
It chips.
If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.
You have to drop da bomb on her twice
Sir, you dropped your receipt!"
They're drop dead gorgeous!
A: He was hit by a bus
He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'
A San Diego
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
There goes my hero"
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.
Sandy ego.
Because the rancher was a cattlist.
Because he got hit by a truck!
She got hit by a Bus.
Their GPA drops
At the beach in San Diego.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
When the sandwich drops I'm sad.
Stop, drop, and roll
U mad scientist?
He had barkinsons disease.
Bison.
Because the bus hit him.
When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.
Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.
Celebrity names dropping.
Well an erection of course.
He was hit by a truck.
Never fired, dropped once.
Putout
Because he got hit by a car
Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.
Drop dead gore-geous!
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
He was hit by a buss
Gutterfingers!
You drop it on her twice.
Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
He got hit by a bus
Dropping some ill beets.
One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up
It doesn't matter where you drop them off.
He drops it like it's hot.
You can drop her off anywhere
Pearl Harbor pizza.
He got too attached to his work.
Because he'd drop everything
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
Both leave you waiting for the drop.
He drops the base!
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Pop, Lock & Drop It
They've never been fired, and only dropped once.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.
Everywhere
Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
You can drop her off anywhere!!
Drops it like it's hot.
A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
You can drop her off anywhere!
Carmen Sandy Eggo
He got hit by a bus!
The balls drop.
Force of Hobbit.
Drop your catheter bag.
if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.
He took too long to put his boots on !
an Infantry
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon
At a Pair of Docks
The pair with no sole.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Sack-religious.
Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)
Get John Boehner to cry.
Because Jesus Christ (Cries)
Babies grow up and stop crying
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
You get a lot of puse.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
