Drop Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.