Alien vs Predator
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Ahola.
Juana Sum Peeksa.
A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.
Manuel labour.
they only had one pickup
A Green Bean
He took the chicken's job.
Allah-peos
Juan nail at a time.
Amigo Acid
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
Jalapeno Business...........
I don't want to taco bout it.
A Mexi
An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.
Juan and a half
They keep stealing green cards.
cacawatches
My Mexican neighbor
Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.
Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...
I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.
None, that's a Mexican's job.
A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.
Underlay! Underlay!
Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
Because they'll steal all the green cards.
because he had Loco-Motive.
Just Juan.
He was dyslexic.
To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.
Because there can only be Juan.
The mexican border.
They only had 2 cars.
They steal all the green cards.
Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.
Don't do anything until I get back
Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!
A payday
Oh, wait they're done.
They only had 4 cars.
A no weigh Jose.
They're wearing a SOMBERERO
Baked Beans
Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.
They take all the green cards.
Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".
A snow-blower that doesn't work.
Carlos
Not even, homes
Because the beans keep falling through the grill.
They both get laid by Mexicans...
They keep slipping off.
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
Because they steal all the green cards
A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an ess
The Juan percent.
Jose and Hose B
yo get off me, homes!
Taco crumbs
Om-bre
Borders
El Paso
A: Oranges.
Steal a chicken
A dry martinez.
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
Baked beans.
Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.
Baked beans
A pilot, you racist!
A Mexican't
Cuatros Cincos
Carlos Jr.
Quatro Sinko
Fajitahahahas
A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.
Deported
Helado oscuro!
A kid who loves halalpenos
Juan
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
Another Juan
A hole in Juan
That's Nachos.
the beans keep slipping through the grill.
I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.
El Taco Lips.
Chicken Fajitas.
Bangs his head against the wall.
Amiigo
Hey Messe
Cinco.
They both benefit America!
In a casket.
A Mexican is going to lay them one day
Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'
I don't know and i don't care.
Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.
Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.
A cactus has the prick on the outside.
Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*
One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs
Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth
He was well hung and super into cross fitting!
A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)
Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.
Pollution.
Nothing, he was just full of tears
The ocean.
