Lightbulb.
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Cause they want the D.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.
Five. It's a huge problem.
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!
Relatively few
Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
A Brazilian.
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They screw children, not light bulbs.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.
It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
The lottery.
Just one, we're stoned not stupid.
He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.
A Brazilian
One because his knee grows.
Just one, except she scissors it in.
THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
Because he was screwing around.
Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?
Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
Nein.
One. We're efficient not funny!
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
To get to the other side!
They said IT couldn't be done
One.
Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.
A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
A Brazillian.
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
Because they are screwing old women!
Two. Obviously.
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.
None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!
Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.
just one, but it will take 4 episodes.
EOM
Wanna go ride bikes??
I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there
None, they prefer Natural Light
Both of them.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
So it would push back.
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
5,6,7,8!
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?
Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
7
Depends on how many cops planted it there
Just one. But it takes 20 episodes
One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up
Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.
What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
Two, two... One, two.
None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution
What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
None. We don't address hardware issues.
Just one, but it takes three episodes.
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
Only one, but with a perticular FETISH
Just one guy with a really weird fetish.
I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.
Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.
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none, they blew it up already.
69
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
Light bulb.
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!
One. They'll screw anything
Garbage gets picked up.
They have lots of children.
Freedom
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
They are always asking for change.
Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.
It's a shifty business.
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
Camping. Its in tents.
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
Because he doesn't believe in using quantum
Used Tampons
the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
