She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.
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He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
They already told you.
Because it's whey strained.
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.
She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
See if she can run faster than her brothers.
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
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He is the only one that knows where it itches.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
I don't know either he told me to askew!"
A Pedo File.
I don't know but it's e-nourmous.
inventor of Autocorrect
And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!
They like it!
Space
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
It gets jalapeno face.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.
Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is
I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.
The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"
Everyone knows you're a master baiter!
Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise
I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well
I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him
A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
Ell if I know
she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '
I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
A: They don't know the route.
They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)
You wake up wet !
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
Ya know what Just screw it.
Neither of us know the words to any of her songs
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry
A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."
Because he's been snooping around.
I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy
I don't know, you tell me.
They're still in your driveway
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
A: The thesaurus.
I don't know.
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "
I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Yeah... Lets blame Sony.
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
They all left.
Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.
Pupil: Nobody I know!
They were caught sweeping together.
Holy moley, I didn't know that!"
dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
When the blind try to read your face.
Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."
I didn't know we lived on the same block.
A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.
She could never say no to apple.
I really just want to know.
I know where we're going.
Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...
League of Legends. Because they know drama.
Oh, they'll tell you.
They'll tell you
I don't know but I just got a raging clue
Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.
Test-Tickle.
Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.
The HUGS boson!
Jack
He was Snowden.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
They can't afford computers in Africa.
A: You get a short circut.
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Boil the hell out of it.
Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys
About three inches.
Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
Because they take things literally.
