A retail store.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Goes to a retail store to find another one.
Because they can't make a fist.
Where you left it
Snoop Dogg.
Because they can.
4 if you have a dog.
Arfson
One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.
God dogs
A hot dog
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Chewsday
Because he left a residue at every pole.
Her dog is also blind
A Labragoogle.
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
Kevin still doesn't know.
He was feeling ruff.
Furnancial Aid
A labracadabrador
It scares their dogs too much
A subwoofer.
Because he was a paw bearer.
Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.
Hula the dogs out?
Faux paw.
A dog with pawlitical experience.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'
Sparky.
Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
A Labracadabrador.
About 20 beers!!
He used conditioner on them.
A wet nose.
About 8 pints
A subwoofer
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
a PAW-se
Oven mitts.
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
How would Rhino?
Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.
A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!
After the last dog they just ate.
Phyto.
Yard stick.
A Shih Tzu.
They both abhor a vacuum.
DogMa
A poodull
The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.
A spaniel.
Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!
Cause he's a dog.
Woof.
You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go
It doesn't like Cats.
Ear bud
He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
Because he couldn't bark
It swags its tail.
Dogtor
Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
Put him on fire.
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
Carpet bombing.
A hotdog
vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.
A Bark-aeologist
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog
you don't you go and grab him
9/11
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
Because they didn't Lajka.
26
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
Shoot him in June.
There are poodles everywhere!
Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!
Woof da.
Pro-bono
A poo-dle
Starving.
Dead in the trash
Rough...
Oven gloves.
Dog
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
A La-Barad-dr
Sparky
A Doge charger
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
My zipper
With its buccaneers!
Just-ice
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Nothing, he'll shoot you.
He refused to integrate.
It kept crashing on the beach.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
So they could make corn dogs.
A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!
They were both caused by a message from god.
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
