A spaniel.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Carpet bombing.
Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!
Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger
A retail store.
One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.
Her dog is also blind
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
A labracadabrador
Hula the dogs out?
Couple's Daily Question Mug
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'
Sparky.
A wet nose.
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
How would Rhino?
Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.
A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!
A subwoofer.
Yard stick.
DogMa
It doesn't like Cats.
Because he couldn't bark
Dogtor
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
Woof da.
Pro-bono
A poo-dle
Starving.
Dead in the trash
Rough...
Oven gloves.
Sparky
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
Wharf!
Ballroom blitz
A hot dog.
Because no one wants them.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
It is now a parent.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.
Yellow labs
At the Groomers!
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
RUFFles
Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.
Yorkies
Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.
Is there a dog?
When it's pure bread.
Furnancial Aid
The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants
One of his legs is the same.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Decepticondoms.
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
It scares the hell out of the dog
akjnveoajknoea
Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!
A Labara Cadabarador
Because they shot the gorilla
Five after one.
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.
A guard dog !
A Dog.
Shall we walk home or take a dog
150 ways to wok your dog
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
Wooffies!
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Because you can't bury them in trees !
Go and retrieve her!
101 Ways to Wok Your Dog
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.
Raise the woof!
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
Robert E Flea !
Out, out, damned Spot!
A paint Bernard!
When he points.
A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)
Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
Labs!
There were too many vets.
The doors were open.
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!
because fetch is not going to happen.
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.
An iglooser
He didn't jump high enough.
me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
A trifle!
Frank
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."
A dollar
Exit the European Union.
