You don't, you pick it up.
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because he is a Boxer
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
A shampoodle !
The retail store.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Fur Elise
He had Barkinson's
He was having a hard time looking up.
A pure bred meth lab.
Puppy dogs !
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A dal-martian
ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog
The elephant remembers.
About seven miles an hour.
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
Because he's a sub woofer.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
To a retail store.
The roof is on fire.
A double crosser.
Ruff
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
A Chi-WOW!-ua
Blew the dog
Put a peg on it's nose !
Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting
A spot-weiler!
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
A: A statue of a dog!
Because he was a light sleeper.
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
A Labracadabrador
Where my dogs at "
Collie-wood !
Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
A: A dog barking in a mirror.
Dog gone!
A mutt in a rut !
Nothing, dogs can't speak.
Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!
When it's raining cats and dogs !
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The wrong answer.
Laika boss.
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
A hot dog.
It was a shih-tzu
Because cats are K10
His leg was in a cast.
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
It didn t have any legs.
They were delicious.
A: They want to make ends meet.
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
A croaker spaniel !
The license number of the car that hit him.
In barkinglots.
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...
Nothing. She's dead.
Pawpular!
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
They got together and talked over old times.
He used a skeleton key.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
A golden receiver!
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
No hard feelings.
Full course dinner
A complaint Bernard!
A clockshund!
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
A rover-dose
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
Bark bark.
a labracadabrador
A melon collie!
Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO
All her children had gone to the dogs.
A hush puppy.
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
A: The Outside.
Because its hard to run in squares !
Onions" was his dog... D:
Ruff.
A subwoofer.
Groomer has it
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
Faux paw.
throw it on the ground and tampon it.
Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.
A watchdog.
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
He can't drive 55.
Driving
He split a seam in his blue ones.
Their peckers are on their heads.
Puppy dog.
Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans
A: From a long ways away.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
