A milk dud!
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Hare in your milk!
The cow didn't make it.
Because cows can't get a square meal.
She couldn't find any mooovers.
steer clear
Cows-mopolitan!
I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
moo-dicinal
Moo**lestation
Cattleacs
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because the stakes would be too high.
Moo-sic!
A bullfighter!
Old Moo Eyes!
It's a place of udder delight.
A moo'd specialist.
Udder chaos!
with a cowculator.
Cowboom!
It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...
an utter drag
A cow with buck teeth.
Ground Beef
I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.
Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.
Coward!
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
You don't want beef with me
It mooved.
A moostache (That was udderly terrible)
Heifer-weizen.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Steer Wars.
They were very impressed!
The cow has the udder.
Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!
The Moovies
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
Because they like being amoosed !
A cud thud!
Because they are in bread.
An udder failure!
You want some beef
In mooments
They go on their honeymoooooon!
Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
A cowch potato!
Because he was smooooooooth
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
the steaks were too high.
It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
A: Moo.
Because the cow has the udder
Moo Mitch, get out the hay
A cow with short legs
She was pasteurized!
Mooney.
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
An udder failure.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
A tail pail!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........
His significant udder.
An udder disaster
He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
With a Cowculator!!
A cow that can milk itself !
A bad mood!
A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.
All the cows have horns
I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)
A prime rib.
The milky way!
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
They give each other a milk shake!
A lawn moo-er.
BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!
A hole-y Cow!
Mooooooooooooove.
Dairy air
A 3 legged cow
The Daily Moos.
With cowculators!
Mooves on.
You can't milk a cow for 2000 years
High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)
dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.
A Jersey.
Because its horn doesn't work.
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
Roast Moosmallows!
Because they've herd it all before
Keeping cows from falling apart.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
Chase it round the garden
A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef
San Andreas fault.
Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'
Shocked.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
They use the bullets to train the military.
A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.
Christian bail.
A high medium low
He fell out of the tree.
The retail store
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
You're adopted."
