A bad gambler
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He couldn't stand all the racket!
Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
A hobbitat
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
You get to meet new people everyday.
Molar opposites.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
Because there's not mushroom!
Monte Cristo
On the road to Extinction.
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A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!
The spaghetto.
It was hard to make a living.
they touched some many lives
A BIPOLAR BEAR
BAAAHH RAIN!"
Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.
A crow with a machine gun.
Can't complain.
Because they all live in kansas.
In an unstable.
He knows where all the bad girls live
They both live underground. Except for the eagle.
Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL
Sans francisco
I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.
Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
They lived harpily ever after!
Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!
Because it is below C level.
A hermit crab !
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
r/Jokes!
Long live the Queen.
She loves cheap bills
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.
It lives on ice !
Me: Why are you living in the past
By appearing in television spooktaculars.
Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
Manhatin'
T and Qs.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.
Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer
He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*
A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.
In the brain tree forests!
A cottage"
A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
I don't know I have DirecTV.
The living room
Crimea River
Pregnancy tests
Tenants
He was fed up with other people.
The NEIGHHHHHHborhood
In da-Nile
A hot dog.
Because they live under Iraq.
Because they die at the last second.
Because it's sodalicious.
Purrgatory.
Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.
Iran
A: A clam shouter.
Willis.
A Poptometrist!
They all live in Arkansas
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Iron know.
Camalot is where King Arthur lived !
A sandwich.
Will Feral. Edit: I tried
The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"
Downtown Abby
Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.
A mousetache.
You call 'im Maury. :)
They lived hoppily ever after!
A neighbour!
Muenster.
Because they had good high jeans
Vault Disney
A lost clause.
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
A bilingual chicken
Cold ones !
Womb-mates"
Haram bea
Asbestos they can.
A frog -- it croaks every night.
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
Slow down and use some lubricant.
An only child....
None. It's already lit fam.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
She answered "About an inch".
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Trick question. Protesters never change anything.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
6 1/2 books.
Because the Doctor can never see him.
Lets get physical!
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
