He lost his patience
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With a track-tor!
I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"
It's hard to find them in the snow.
The pawn shop.
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
We do.
Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it
Because they kept retweeting.
They don't have a say in anything!
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
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He flounder
Ereptile Dysfunction
She was losing interest.
One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.
He calls a head hunter.
Because they got lost at C.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
They both lost jack.
THE RETAIL STORE!
Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
Delighted.
Because they've lost their locks.
A: Linus
either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...
for 2 weeks.
Lost
Either way you lose the trailer!
The referee
Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.
Legolas
xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
Stand up!
My career is in Jeopardy!"
Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
The drizzle
His first mate
Newfound-lands!
Losing teeth.
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
He dumped his girlfriend
He dumped his girlfriend.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."
I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.
A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
Ewan
Divorced.
She had harp failure.
he lost interest
A Rook-ey mistake.
Leave the EU.
Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.
He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!
I can't remember.
Lost.
He was losing his patients
A: Her crayons are still sticky.
Amputin
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
They though it was Riel funny!
Where did Es-car-go.
It was a clear day
They all lost their hearing
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
It all depends on where you lose them.
He lost his porpoise in life.
He ate his tacho.
He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.
A pedometer
We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.
He was heading west.
She didn't take it far enough into the woods.
They burn calories.
Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.
Because it lost it's temper.
every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet
Because he lost his bat, man.
He lost it.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
The retail store.
Thanks mum xD
When they lose their haunting licenses.
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
It lost its contacts.
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!
Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.
Ask the NSA for a backup.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Whoever wins...we lose.
Iran, Iraq, I lost
To a retail store.
They keep getting lost at sea.
A widower.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
It's not there.
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.
I was told they were sick of being subordinates.
Coloured eggrolls!
Goo goo gai pan!
His left hook.
They're stuck at C for years
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
There's no such thing as potato quality there.
They take things literally
We Americans
American.
Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."
C Moon
