Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Very tired feet.
A polar bear.
Bamboo
A snow-blower that doesn't work.
Big holes all over Australia!
A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.
A gray and red hairy paste.
To get to the other wife.
To get to the other side of the story.
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
A: A reproductive organ.
The Nobel Prize in Genetics.
Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.
Cus it was being stalked!
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
Because ah, the egg roll.
A Porky-Pine
Mutton Looter King
Dracowla!
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
A Whale Way
A religious movement!
Who cares.
A snapshot.
Thrown out of the petting zoo
To get to the other side
He got crossed up.
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
A very witch person.
A Christmas-Quacker!
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
Columbus
To say hello from the other side.
He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton
ATP
He heard the ref was blowing fouls
Ringworm!
A teddy boar !
A: Frostbite.
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
A liar.
To say Hello from the other side
A berry bubbly bunny.
It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
I don't know. Neither did she!
To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.
Hey forget about it
WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
So he could charge the client for travel expenses.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
The collie wobbles !
Halfway.
Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)
Spotted click
He tried to skip the Cross walk.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Winnie the Pooh !
A hum dinger !
He was rushin'
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.
A Philistine with two mommies ...
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Cause I stepped on it.
A bi-polar bear.
A stinkasaurus!
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
Social justice.
A poke-mon!
A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan
HellIfIknow
Fire Quackers
He was choking the chicken.
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
A: A walkie-talkie.
A: A buffaloaf.
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
A golden receiver!
Willing suspension of disbelief.
A tater tot.
Gravi-tea !
A really stupid ape
I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!
A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.
Cross country
v2 Allah's Snackbar.
Hush puppies !
A fowl ball!
Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.
Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
He got *nailed*.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show
The answer may shock you.
Cause it got al dente'd up!
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
Let's be avenue.'
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
Che-mysteries!
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
A headache.
Because they are always multiplying.
Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
