Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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To get to the same side.
A subwoofer.
Because Intermediate value theorem
To put the bones on the other side.
When Jesus went up for the cross.
Women Say the Darndest Things
A car thief who can't drive
Deez Nutz
An empty playground
He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because it had a bad motivator!
You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.
When he was nailed on the cross.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
To say hello from the other side.
To get to .
Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.
Shot in the head in Dallas.
Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.
Because he was crossed.
because... chicken.lel
To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.
Something punny.
A pugilist!
Because the ref was blowing a foul.
HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!
A cat.
A bunch of offended Tumblrinas
Because they were Turkish.
A Christian...
Cus he looked one way, then another way after.
Dead in a tunnel.
A cruiseifixion.
he was two chickens
because chicken.
A dairy potter.
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.
Islam Christianity sin
Because it was stapled to the Chicken.
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
A box hedge fund!
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
It was Nervous
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
To get to the other side!
A polar bear
To get to the... side.
Don't stick around to find out!
because he wanted to...
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
To get to the other tide.
She got hit by a Bus.
To get to the dark side.
To crunch numbers.
Steel wool
Dew diligance
An investigator.
To get to the other bride!
To get to the middle.
I'm Crossed."
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.
God is the answer.
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
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A !
To get to the other bribe
apple juice
Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.
About halfway across.
A greydient
It was stuck to the chicken's legs.
The MaxiPad
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
I'm the wiener!
By crossing the Finnish line!
To
The Triple Entendre.
removed
Big holes in your garden
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
An Investigator.
Someone who's too lazy to steal.
Potato!
A dead rabbit with a big hole.
It chickened out.
To get to the hoes.
Jacks on Jacks off
To get home.
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
Edward Snowed-in
To get the meme on the other side.
A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V
I'm stumped.
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children
Because they are always multiplying.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.
In the L Ron cupboard.
For the watch..
Because they're Asians, not Bsians
Because then there would be a chink in the armor.
A cross-wok.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
M'laria
Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.
