A dog who can lick himself from across the room
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.
A bird that talks in morse code !
Robbery with violets !
A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a
A sheep that can round itself up !
To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.
Masterchief
How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)
To get to the other tide
To bask in social approval.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
Dental floss !
A: A pork chop.
Pork Chop!
She wanted to lay it on the line.
A boar constrictor !
Infantry !
All sorts of antics !
A Doberman fincher!
To say hello from the other side.
It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
el' if I know."
The Easter Blarney!
A honey bunny.
Neither do I, I get the new york times
Helefino.
A big mac.
Quatro-cinco
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
25 years in prison
A fangfurter !sna
A: A book.
Because it's a pastor )
An animal that puts you out a night !
A good Friday
To shoot a black kid.
Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
Monkfish !
None of your f**king business.
slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
A party line!
To break on through to the other side.
A Piecycle.
He couldn't pull out of the chicken
A kangamoo!
A slippery customer.
The Site-anic.
A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.
Ewoked.
Kicked out of the petting zoo
A: Who else would follow a chicken
They looked both ways before they crossed.
That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
A humburger.
A smokesalottapotamus.
Radio waves !
Because of you.
A crab apple !
To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.
A crashing bore.
DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**
Puff pastry !
To get to the other... *sigh*
Because he never really was on your side.
No guts.
A smell that keeps coming back!
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Triggernometry
Sarah Jessica Porker
Toot and Car Man.
Just for the halibut.
I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.
Something that goes straight for the juggler !
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
Tele-Scope.
brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')
A: Chelsea.
To get to the other side :(
She was emo.
sing* Hello from the other side!
A firequacker
No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.
To get to the other bride!
A: An animal that talks your head off.
To get to the other aside!
she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
A milkshake!
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
A bite in shining armor.
Frost bite !
Because of sanitation reasons.
WEEEEEEEEEE!
Let's grow MOLD together!
I don't know, let's reflect on this.
150 ways to wok your dog
Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!
Jesus in a submarine.
No, dummy. Superman.
A: The bucket.
a road
You can't cross a scalar and a vector.
The tale of a rat.
A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.
