Tuna Fey.
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So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
In a tank.
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
De fishes
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)
bettas
A Pooper Grouper!!!!!
Dam!
Castanets!
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Boneless chicken
A goldfish!
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
Let's go fishing
Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.
Sometimes, there's a catch
A Sailfish.
A herring aid !
A 2na
A: Because Robin ate the worms.
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
A school shooter
A dead one...
Czar-dines!
IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"
The cast-a-net.
Because he didn't go in the mainstream
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
Because if he goes on air, he'll die.
2 Na :D
A sand bar.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
They don't like to get too close to the net!
A: Fish and ships.
Between the head and the tail !
2 chairs and a half of a fish.
A: He only had two worms!
His grades were below sea level
So they won't step on the fish.
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."
In a river basin !
Tuna half minutes.
2Na
Fish !
A scale letrix!
Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.
Because they have their own scales!
A Perch!
An orthopedic sturgeon. :D
Nemotherapy
If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.
And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"
They just keep getting hooked.
Oh dam
A Fsh
Fish and Ships
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
Because of all the seaweed.
Tuna (2Na).
An Official.
The team's kipper !
He yelled, "A u, fish!"
Cod dam
Salmon en route
Seewead
Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!
A: A fish!
She returned home with a red snapper.
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
Fish
A master baiter
A TAD POLE.
The fish doesn't know it's plaice.
Annette
So that they could make fish and chips.
Out of plaice.
A tunee fish.
A motor pike !
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
A football net !
Damn!
Salman Rushdie.
Tune a fish
Cut its nose off.
They are just furniture with the ability to die.
I am saury.
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
Have someone throw it at you.
The conga !
A harenet.
PETA
A starfish !
A tuna.
To the sturgeon
Because he was fly fishing.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
Pneumatic krill !
A FSSSSSHHHH
Kermit the frog's finger
Show and smell!
Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.
The Iforgotto
The couch pulls out...
Nothing.
Bob
Sea it and Wave :3
They tend to be shells of their former selves
Well-Armed
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
Because 7 8 9
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender
The sails are going through the roof.
The part with the sail in it.
