Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He works on a cold case.
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
They pray on the weak.
said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
Stamp
Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They like to stay low-key.
The HYATT!!
Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
Nah I'ma stay"
The teabag stays longer in the cup.
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
A: A cramberry.
They add another coat.
Stay grounded.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly
CuNO3!
Stay gold, Ponyboy.
he was undercover *!*
The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
Student : By Staying at home. :p
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
They stay with 3 ho's
A fresh air freak.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
He was a little more on...
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
Because they are sold out to crackers!
Unemployed.
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
Patty O'furniture.
Paddy O'furniture
Cross fit.
Their cicadan rhythm is off
DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
An egg can stay in the cup longer
Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.
Autobotulism
A stamp.
They aren't fighting to stay awake!
Because she always makes up.
Trees. They're quite shady.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
A: Stegosaur-rust!
All-porpoise cleaner.
Eggsercise particularly hareobics!
Single Handedly
A nigloo
You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.
Intermittenly.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
He does lots of bare-obics.
Because he was resisting a rest.
A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!
He replied... ...It's hard
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.
Because it got fired!
It keeps you regular.
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
Afresh air freak.
Student: "By staying home"
I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*
All she does is stay on the dashboard.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
You stop feeding it.
Stamps!
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
At the Howliday Inn!
They always have several lairs.
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
Because it is two-tired!!!!
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
Patty O'Furniture
They always egg-cercise!
A lil bit of quack
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
He died in agony !
I heard the clubs are to die for.
You do the math"
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
You have to read ursine.
Stephen Talking.
Have it wear an aqua-fur.
It wears an aqua-fur.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Give her the D.
He's still there.
Namaste.
Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?
Wanna race?
