You rocket
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Cause one had a dream, and he died.
There is twenty of them.
First he lies on one side, then the other!!
To avoid a hostel takeover.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
A knight light
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
When it's internight.
Sleep.
Because he was empty inside.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!
BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!
You can sleep with a light on.
Because he sleeps on a waterbed !
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
A Burrithoe
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
He wanted to see how long he slept.
Their cicadan rhythm is off
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
No problem , He sleeps at night.
There is twenty of them
A carniv-whore.
A dinosnore !
Because the last one who had a dream got shot
Sleep at night
Because it has two shifts.
Because he got tired.
ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
A Roman Catholic.
from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.
Me: Because my bed is at home.
Because they have two shifts!
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
It can be a slippery slope.
Because you have to court her before you pound her.
Trunkquilizers !
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
Apricots.
Public storage.
She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
With their eyes shut !
He's resisting a rest!"
She wanted to see how long she slept.
Anywhere he wants to.
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
He got Lemonaids.
Harambae
You're sure to get a little head
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Sleep in the wardrobe.
and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
A rashtag.
Monk beds.
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
Because her hips won't lie.
A: Under their covers.
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
It was sleeping around.
Only two more sleeps till Christmas!
When your kid sleeps in between.
Don't sleep long in it.
Nocturtle
Fear of over dos
You poke poke poker face
Paddy O'Furniture!
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
A: A caterpillow.
bed rock
Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight
Lazy bones.
Twix.
Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.
Aurora boring Alice.
Morgue Attendant
To see how long he slept for.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Slipknot
It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
Nightmares you racist.
A) NapKin
You rocket.
A stega-snore-us.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Because he's low key.
Thor.
3 in 1
A stable economy
There was a lot of reposting to do
To recycle a joke from the other side.
OH SNaP!
A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
Snoop Dogg.
Get off me holmes!
Osama-Been-Loggin'
He committed treeson.
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
Because there horns don't work
