If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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Coffee Mug
None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
Om-lit
Refractions
Illiterate (il-lit-erate)
The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.
None cuz it's already lit af
none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Just one sun
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Turn off all the lights.
Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...
Because it's lit
You can sleep with a light on.
You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go
Lighting fires.
We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.
Because it's traveling light!
Nelson Candela
People got lit and turnt.
Ultraviolent
Light
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired
One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
With a fuse-illi.
Does it matter?
Electricity.
Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.
I can sleep with a light on.
Rise up lights
Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.
Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?
Well, you can sleep with a light on.
Light? What's that?
Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.
None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.
have you tried turning the light off and back on?"
Prism
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
I can go to sleep with a light on
Dim Sum.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Light bulb.
Because they liked each other.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
The light was on.
They turn out the lights.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
It'll Dimsum.
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
They're lit.
lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.
Chicago.
A football match !
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
prism
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
A. Electricity.
They never stop lighting up.
At C level
One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.
Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.
A: She opens the car door.
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
Because of the conductor.
By opening the car door.
A bus-load of babies on fire.
He was de-lighted
A soccer match.
An electric elephant !
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
None, the room is already lit.
You turn off the lights.
Get bent!
Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"
The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
Zero, its already lit
Turn off the lights.
ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.
He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.
The Thalidomide Arms.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
He couldn't remove three nails to save his life
removed
Harlem Shake.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Just one. But it takes 20 episodes
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
me-OW!
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"
A: "Would you like fries with that "
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
Both of them.
