Pulled pork.
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Bay-Con
Piiig
Because he felt like BACON!
Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
Well you call him porkchop
a porcupine
Morning Ham
A smoothbore.
A Pig with a Flip Knife.
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
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Baked ham.
a ham-stir
Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!
Depends on which country they're from.
Holding the pig together.
The hamstring.
Pork Chop!
He had a problem with his hamstring.
Oinkment!
They hate getting cured.
A pig pen!
Don't go bacon my heart"
Everyone got swine flu
A ham brake !
Swine flu
Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.
I'm bacon!
Because he felt like bacon. :P
About six drinks
He was a boar.
A groundhog
there was a porkward silence
Because he kept running out of the pen.
Polled pork.
Disgruntled
Bakin'!
Bacon! Get it?
in a hambulance.
Because she will squeal on you.
He pulled his hamstring!
A Porky-Pine
Because they called it garbage.
From running in to trees.
Pigpockets.
Oinkment
They go on pignics.
Marry her.
A precinct.
Einswine
Swine language
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster
By the egg on its face.
A teddy boar !
Someone's building a pig."
Auld Lang Swine.
Let's be pen pals!
A hog hog.
Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
A porcupine.
A: An inj-oink-tion.
It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
They'd form pigget lines.
In porking lots.
Loinback.
A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.
A road hog !
Pig in a blanket.
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
The Saus Age.
Swine flu!
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."
A boar constrictor !
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
Kermit the Frog's finger
You are such a bore."
There's lots of hogsgobblin.
Neigh-boars.
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"
A crashing bore.
With a pig pen.
That's the end of me!"
They pig out.
Sarah Jessica Porker
Root beer.
A hedgehog.
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Overstuffed.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
A: It was all-oink-lusive.
A pig in a blanket.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Rub him with oinkment.
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
This one will sleigh you !
He "sleighs" them.
One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Because he's black.
Raile!
So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."
He has a no-trade Claus
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
A riveting tale.
A minor.
They both shafted minors in the 1980's.
