They remove all attachments.
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Crimea a river
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
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Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
They send them through the Wash.
Let Meowt!!!!"
Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)
He Jar Jar Blinked.
Because he was in de-nile
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20 Watts
Because they didn't Lajka.
When there's a stamp on it.
Send them to a concentration camp!
A CAIR package.
It don't need cleaning!
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Send Matt Damon
An abortion clinic.
It doesn't need cleaning
He was convicted of crepe.
They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.
The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
A Pair-a-ducks.
The iceeu
Bison.
Because they're sending them to the infantry!
in bytes
PayPal
Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.
A: By moss code.
Coz 'e-mmental!
A cub reporter.
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Ban-she ban-she !
Cupigs!
a Snapping Turtle
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
By bee-mail.
I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"
By Bony Express.
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Bison
They get sent to the pen.
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
By ski-mail.
Send him to polytechnic !
By hare (air) mail.
A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
To e or not to e that is the question.
Because it was on old croc.
He had no attachments.
By flee mail!
He was caught rustling.
By hare mail!
It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !
It was a child predator.
She was always using fowl language.
Send them to barber school.
She had an outstanding balance.
By Norse code!
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
Because the stakes would be too high.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
By sending them executables.
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
The Moolag
On the Inkernet.
Send them the Fine Brothers.
By sending in millions of Muslims
She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.
To do long sentences !
Wire haired terriers !!
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
Because the lime was engaged.
For persistent fowl play!
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
Cardiac arrest.
Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
A: Mule-tide greetings.
On the sprin-ternet.
To send people to the other side.
It was the only way he could send it.
A Hyundai.
With no attachments.
Lamp post
GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger
It doesn't need cleaning.
Because he was resisting a rest.
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
Heir mail
Black mail !
They'd rather give each other a ring.
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way
To have a Blast!
Crimea river
I wuv you watts and watts!
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
in their sleevies
To help the firemen find the hydrants
He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
I don't know, they would probably die anyways.
Because he needed his space.
Add an h.
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
