tummy, my X-Men!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Just for the halibut.
Okay, you start.
How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
I'm game.
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
Both want to be real boys
I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Toucan play at that game!
Because nobody wants to hold an erection.
Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.
They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
Democracy
I don't want to taco bout it.
Neighbor
They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.
Because they want the D.
Let's be avenue.'
Nothing lmao bees cant learn.
Because you always want another one!
Oh, Plebes.
They want to finish before it's cool.
Who wants to know?
Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
They both want to bury their bone.
Two Mennonite
How many do you want?
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
Because it had too many threads.
Whatever you want.
Because no one wants to hold an erection.
Because he was scared of vacuums!
He wanted 2 hit singles
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
He wanted to smoke a joint!
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's
They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.
When the monkey wants its bum back? :D
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Everyone has the same DNA.
Want to go out with me and Di tonight?
They both want to make money off of other people's work!
They don't want to leave their brothers behind
You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.
You wouldn't want to get repossessed!
a SAIYANtist!
They're two Maine streams.
As Many Times As It Wants!
because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!
A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
I'll tagalog!
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
He didn't want to be mainstream.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
She wanted to wash up on shore
Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!
Because they always want to be right.
He wanted to go down on history.
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
he didn't want to show up for the finals
so he could flip the bird
Because then Dallas would want one too.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people
because then it would be a foot!
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
A bad birch.
He wanted her to hit the hay!
Turkey, apparently.
Graaaaiiiiinss!
then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle
Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
Here's 20 cents."
He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.
You grabbit.
You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record
Goad-diggers.
A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
It was a boxer!
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Because one more would be too farty.
It wanted to have a good tine.
He wanted to achieve erection reform.
a-CAW!
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
A stay at home dad
One can raise a child
We saw that same joke two days ago
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"
A wordy birdy!
A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.
He had a reptile dysfunction.
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Dah okey pokey mon.
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
NOTHING....!!!
After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
